Greetings!

Once again, it's time for our annual update/greeting card. Here's a list of our accomplishments this year:

• Lincoln has mastered the flute and the oboe
• Emily received the horticulturist of the year award
• Chad now spends his weekends moose hunting 
• Fortunately, Emily has taken up taxidermy
• Lincoln memorized War and Peace in its original Russian, setting a world record
• We purchased an 8 track player and a landline telephone
• Emily opened her papyrus origami business, it folded in the first two weeks
• We’ve made 14 trips to Monowi Nebraska
• Our “meet new neighbors by borrowing their sugar” initiative has been going great
• Chad makes monthly clandestine trips to South Carolina for bottle rockets
• And, there will be four Turners in the household come October

As usual, "April Fools'!" (except for the last part, which is true).