Annual Greeting 2017

It's time once again for our (in)famous annual greeting card! Read on.

2016 flew by. Here are some of the highlights!

• We started touring as a family didgeridoo band.
• Zalie now has an alter-ego of “Melt Girl” from swallowing a radioactive battery. Her powers include excellent negotiation skills and over 2,500 facial expressions.
• Lincoln won the U-8 Nerf battle for the Northeast Region. On to Nationals!
• Emily broke her mitostepdidfibrogerie bone in two places. She drank lots of milk and it healed in a week.
• Chad programed his big toe to be the only “fingerprint” that unlocks his phone. Emily purchased Chad foot deodorant for his birthday.
• Emily had a thought and lost it. If found, please call (248) 434-5508.
• Zalie has become a neighborhood sensation for her twice daily constitutionals with her pet groundhog, Gertrude.
• Lincoln won a Gates’ Foundation prize for bicycle helmet design and is featured in “Popular Mechanics” alongside Paul Elio.
• Chad took up fashion needlepoint and entered his “evening gown” pillow at the Virginia State Fair.

If you want to know what we’ve really been up to give us a shout!