Wednesday, April 1, 2015

It's April! Annual Greeting Time

Happy April 1 ("fish of April!"). By now you know the drill. Here's all the stuff we have (not) done this past year.


Sorry about the difficult to read text. Here's what it says:

This year…
  • We mourned the passing of Chester, our pet mallard duck
  • Emily learned to spin yarn from our recently acquired goat
  • Chad began moonlighting for the Dutch East India Company
  • Lincoln won the world’s most kissable toddler award… …we still can’t get the lipstick off his face
  • Zalie has already learned to decipher and carve Egyptian hieroglyphs
  • Emily took second prize in a beauty contest (Chad took first)
  • Lincoln received a handsome check from Nike for coming up with the slogan “Go Fast”
  • Zalie was featured in the top 12 under twelve months on Business Week
  • Chad won the Iowa City, Iowa regional pogo-stick championship
  • Lincoln began collecting lamp shades, he already has over 200 specimens
  • Emily played duck, duck, goose for 26 hours and 4 minutes straight

1 comment:

Stephy said...

I've been looking forward to this!!!! Nice job this year. Although, I still think Lincoln would win the most kissable toddler award.

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